who art in hog-grubber,
hallowed be thy ninnyhammer;
thy kidney-wiper come,
thy winker-stinker be done,
on eel-skinner as it is in hose monster.
Give us this diddlywhacker,
our daily blue-veined custard chucker,
and forgive us our trouser schnauzers,
as we forgive treasures of pleasure
who trespass against unclefuckers--
and lead us not into tallywhackers,
but deliver us from egg-suckers.