Thursday, May 05, 2011


If you put a pimp in the Popemobile and the Pope in a pimpmobile, who would feel more at home?

Can even a trained Yiddish scholar tell the difference between a schmo, a schmuck, a schlub, and a schnook?

Do they make a Dark Lord Russian Imperial Stout Lite?

Where can I get a zombie master of fine arts degree?

Why does my dog roll in giant piles of poo and eat used condoms off the street? Does he have to do everything I do?

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