If you put a pimp in the Popemobile and the Pope in a pimpmobile, who would feel more at home?
Can even a trained Yiddish scholar tell the difference between a schmo, a schmuck, a schlub, and a schnook?
Do they make a Dark Lord Russian Imperial Stout Lite?
Where can I get a zombie master of fine arts degree?
Why does my dog roll in giant piles of poo and eat used condoms off the street? Does he have to do everything I do?