Is the Easter Bunny a rodent, marsupial, or succubus?
Are leather pants a symptom or a disease?
Is the first symptom of insanity being mildly intrigued by Cocoa Puffs?
Has anyone ever said “That’s a great question” about a great question?
Are stripper poles and firehouse poles made by the same pole-ologists?
Who’d win a fight between a casual observer and an innocent bystander?
What’s the difference between the sweet spot and the business end?
What if the fabric of the space-time continuum turns out to be spandex?
Is umpty-zillion more than a metric buttload?
What’s deepest: ass-deep, balls-deep, or the poetry of William Blake?