Sunday, July 19, 2009


noun. Oh my. An evil-doer with a creamy center? I can't take the cognitive dissonance. Beer, please!

Real citation: "Let's hear it for the choco-terrorist, the bosomy blonde Birgit who, with a little help from her friend Max Clifford, spread an eclair across Nick Brown's face and herself across the front page of every national newspaper."
(Feb. 14, 2000, Cristina Odone, New Statesman,

Made-up citation: "The choco-terrorist must be stopped. Bring him in dead or alive or digested."

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