verb. House apes begone! Farewell, crotchfruit!
Real citation: "De-kid-ifying myself after the holiday rush at work. First step, practice speaking like an adult. Second step, stop blowing raspberries. :)"
(July 4, 2009, Elle White, Twitter, http://twitter.com/ellewhite/statuses/2474653031)
Made-up citation: "Our company specializes in de-kid-ifying and de-demon-ifying: We're the first daycare staffed with trained exorcist practitioners. You're welcome, America!"