buttmunchology

noun. The sweet science. Well, maybe to a buttmunch.

Real citation: "Sounds like it's time for a career change.
I've heard there's lots of work for a journeymen buttmunch in your neck of the desert.
...and with your skill level in buttmunchology, in that bloomimg market, you should be able to command top dollar. :chili:
Sorry to hear things aren't 100%...or even half of that."
(June 15, 2004, FSB Forums, http://www.fullsizebronco.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-20268.html)

Made-up citation: "My knowledge of buttmunchology is limited... I studied asswipes in college, you know."