chimphuahua

noun. The next step in our evolutionary journey--if we play our cards right.

Related terms: poodlehuahua, wienerhuahua.

Real citation: “As to the issue of who's been tampering with my potables, well, Mister Malice blames Mister Monkey. He says we should take him back to the Labs, toss him into the teleporter with a dog and see if we can make a ‘chimphuahua.’”
(June 7, 2003, http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2003-June/000851.html)

Made-up citation: "If gays are allowed to marry, pretty soon chimphuahuas will marry hellhounds. Their marriage bed will be a mud pit filled with pig ears, barbecued stem cells, chicken-fried flags, and mud. That's where gay liberal madness leads!"