orgasmological

adj. Sometimes “orgasm-y” just isn’t enough to blow your English teacher’s skirt up.

Real citation: “Ok...first off...your first time will not be "good"...special maybe. but not good. So don't expect some mindblowing orgasmological time.”
(Oct 14, 2002, http://www.atforumz.com/archive/index.php/t-157033.html)

Made-up citation: “Astrotechnological problems become orgasmological issues when spacemen get their weenies stuck in the Tang-dispenser.”