whirly-twirly-leapy-flippy

adj. Mega-acrobatic, like a Jedi knight or swamp monkey. Those little bastards are flippier than they sound, trust me.

Real citation: “That they never looked timid and still don't. So what if they're not whirly-twirly-leapy-flippy?”
(April 24, 2007, Star Wars: Message Boards, http://forums.starwars.com/thread.jspa?threadID=259483&tstart=275)

Made-up citation: “I once tried to learn a backflip, but I am about as whirly-twirly-leapy-flippy as a bear that just ate a family, a community, and some badgers.”