enviro-hobbit-hole

noun. An eco-friendly hole that may also be dork-friendly.

Real citation: “Wow, cool enviro hobbit hole!”
(Aug. 3, 2007, The Bee Buzz, http://gukurup.wordpress.com/2007/08/03/wow-cool-enviro-hobbit-hole/)

Made-up citation: “I feel good about purchasing an enviro-hobbit-hole, though I’m a little tired of chasing the little critters away. Hobbitcest is sick and wrong, and those stains don’t come out.”