noun. A citizen with the gift of gab, feminine wiles, and a pet monkey. In the interests of accuracy, the pet monkey is optional, and citizenship is irrelevant.
Real citation: "A liberal blowhard or blowhardette"
("The Campus Scout Quiz," Jan. 21, 2004, Daily Illini,
Made-up citation: "Despite stereotypes that insist blowhardettes breed like rabbits and flood the streets of the tri-state area, men are the real world-champion yammerers."