ratfuckee

noun. The victim of a ratfuck. Oh, like they say, the humanity.

Real citation: “Yesterday, a young inexperienced political partisan whose judgment was as deficient as her legal training, testified before the House Judiciary Committee. She was the ratfuckee.”
(May 24, 2007, The Nitty Gritty, http://irarallen.blogspot.com/2007/05/oops-i-did-it-again.html)

Made-up citation: “I hate my mind, so I’ll gladly be your brain-suckee. But I have my dignity, and I will never be your butler. However, I will entertain offers for the position of ratfuckee or minion.”