noun. The hypothetical recipient of a mythological sex act that may or may not have been invented by Zeus and some farm animals: the Dirty Sanchez.
Real citation: “Was Screech the sanchezer, or was he the sanchezee? It matters.”
(Dec. 18, 2006, http://www.labusas.org/forum/archive/index.php/t-79916.html)
Made-up citation: “In life, we are either Sanchezers or Sanchezees, said my biology teacher, before the arraignment.”