noun. Dude. Check out the blasphemy.
Real citation: "What? No motorcycle chase in "Fat Albert?" Will this be a bigger blasphemosity than "I, Robot?" Is William Hung? At what age did Victor Mature? Is KingKlash ever going to get a Green Lantern symbol tattoed on his ring finger? And what of Cassandra Sakura Dmitri Heiselburg St. Bernard's plan to market press-on jeans? The saga continues......"
(kingklash, April 20, 2004, http://www.x-entertainment.com/updates/entries/archives/00000405.html)
Made-up citation: "I enjoy idioms that are full of blasphemosity, such as 'sweet Mother Mary on a motorboat!' and 'Jesus shit howdy!' They make me happy."