Sunday, January 21, 2007


adj. Looking for a tenacious focus on testicles? Look no more.

Real citation: "Honey, I know you're pretty balls-centric right now, and that's coming out in your post here, but I feel someone should tell you: no matter what your mama's telling you, they are just NOT going to drop."
(Blade, June 15, 2005,

Made-up citation: "My neutered puppy is going through a humping renaissance. No pooch nor limb remains unhumped for long. Should I neuter him again or seek a less balls-centric explanation?"

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