adj. Poof. Money go bye-bye. Suck on that, shareholders.
Real citation: "OK. Well (in what'll sound like the Understatement of the Year) there are of course varying degrees of intelligence among criminals. I should've amended my statement to refer more to petty criminals, because I wasn't thinking of white-collary, embezzlementy, stock fraudy types of Abramoffs Delays doofi."
(KNolan, Jan. 19, 2006, http://wc1.worldcrossing.com/WebX?14@@.1ddc69ca/970)
Made-up citation: "Embezzlementy crimes have the stain of respectability, while robbing strangers with a tire iron is purely scummy."