noun. Hearts are wrenched, souls are rent, smurfs are stabbed...you get the idea.
Real citation: "I am now wiping away a tear. A tear of poignantitude."
(SJ, Dec. 10, 2006, http://www.haloscan.com/comments/mdcreel/2975392292168858635/)
Made-up citation: "I'm a single, male professional who appreciates Battlestar Galactica, midnight strolls, the Phoenix Suns, poignantitude, and corn dogs."