noun. A dildo-y quality or essence.
Real citation: "This just torques me off! I try and be respectful of differing opinions, and I think everyone here does a good job of that. However, I lose total respect for anyone who uses propaganda as a form of debating, and ignoring history is a sign of downright dildonicness.(just made that word up.) To me, if someone states an opinion, but then is not objective enough to recognize factual data, they are a complete tool and it's open season for ridicule."
(calean007, Feb. 25, 2005, http://www.soccer24-7.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-66095.html)
Made-up citation: "Both the pontiff and his papal scepter share a certain dildonicness."