noun. Somewhere between the hosebeast and the sexpot, this marvelous rung on the evolutionary ladder can be found.
Real citation: "Showing the naked knuckerhole is not a new trend. Cutting-edger Paris Hilton did it long before she was just Paris. Exposing one's va-jay-jay (as all the kids call it) must be the new haute couture, but only if you are a desperate, attention-seeking, sloppy hosepot."
(Dawn Olsen, "Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Have Holes In Their Wardrobes," Sept. 14, 2006, http://blogcritics.org/archives/2006/09/14/204310.php)
Made-up citation: "I'm a single male professional looking for a hellbeastish, hamster-kissing, humanitariany hosepot. Cuddling required."