noun. A quality possessed by those who well and truly be fucked.
Related terms: befucked, befuckery.
Real citation: "USC vs. OU: Profiles in befuckitude"
(Omar, Jan. 4, 2005, http://www.terribly-happy.com/2005_01_02_oldblogger.html)
Made-up citation: "I often wallow in my befuckitude, but at least I don't write poems about it."