everydoofus

noun. A doofus-y everyman, emblematic of the doofus who lurks in the hearts of all.

Real citation: "America's favorite everydoofus plays Henry, a commitment-phobic veterinarian at an aquarium in Hawaii."
(Daniel Goldberg, Feb 16, 2004, http://orig.upstatelink.com/entertainment/2004/02/16/2004021624978.htm)

Made-up citation: "There's a big difference between an everydoofus and an everymoron. I learned that in grad school."