Monday, June 05, 2006

vagilina

noun. Brangelina's aptly named cha-cha, where the hoo-hoo-dilly of Mr. Pitt enjoys membership privileges.

Related terms: infangelina.

Real citation: "The naughty tongues of Hollyweird are in full 'wag' mode over recent reports that a Pitt/Jolie wedding is right around the corner, to be quickly followed by a baby hopping out of Angelina's 'vagilina.'"
(Ann Romano, "One Day at a Time," Jan. 12, The Portland Mercury, portlandmercury.com/portland/Content?category=22175&issue=35913)

Made-up citation: "If you gaze into the vagilina too long, your subscription to People will run out."

1 comment:

David Rochester said...

How proud I am to be living in the town where this fine, fine word was spawned. There are tears in my eyes even as I type.