noun. Heaps of hair! Take care! Beware!
Real citation: "But this production, currently filming in County Clare, is not the flouncing posh-frocked bewiggery we've come to expect."
("Serpent's Kiss Article Text (From Last Month)," Dec. 8, 2000, The REG Temple, http://www.richard-e-grant.com/News/Archives/archive-122000.html)
Made-up citation: "Now that Alias is finished, I'll miss Victor Garber and Ron Rifkin the most, but Jennifer Garner's bewiggery and other charms will always have a special place in my pants."