noun. Fire in the pants! I think it moved.
Real citation: "Perhaps I was reading it wrong. Perhaps I wasn't supposed to read it as a story, but read one chapter at a time, as turnedonedness was required. Bullshit."
(Tessa, April 27, 2005, Silence Without, http://silence-without.blogspot.com/2005/04/sleeping-beauty-novels-anne-rice-i.html)
Made-up citation: "Yesterday, turnedonedness was in the air, as I had to drag my frothing-at-the-groin puppy away from an unspayed beagle, thus preventing the worst Father's Day ever."