verb. A precise Granny-making procedure.
Real citation: "second day of tech: tightening, old-lady-ifying, trying to be productive when i'm off...anyway want to switch places?"
(Oct. 4, 2009, Kaity Cookson, Twitter, http://twitter.com/kaity_did/statuses/4601658468)
Made-up citation: "I'm scared of old-lady-ifying my image... That's why I won't knit and I won't spawn two generations."