noun. Sonic Youth, anyone?
Real citation: "Things I want, no. 374: better speakers. With my current cheapo set it's distortion-orama if I turn my music up as loud as I want it."
(Sept. 27, 2009, duskyblueskies, Twitter, http://twitter.com/duskyblueskies/statuses/4416365820)
Made-up citation: "Dr. Vargas' characterization of my views is a total distortion-orama! Also, he has carnal knowledge of his orcs."