Martha Stewart-y-ness

noun. A quality found in different quadrants than Don Rickles-y-ness.

Real citation: "It's cold & rainy out, leaving me feeling gray today. I'm off to make a half hearted attempt at Martha Stewart-y-ness & look for wool socks."
(Oct. 6, 2009, Chastity33, Twitter, http://twitter.com/Chasity33/statuses/4657325219)

Made-up citation: "If he's a good cook with a well-organized kitchen, then even a cannibal can be said to have a dollop of Martha Stewart-y-ness."