Thursday, October 22, 2009


noun. Such a warm and inviting expert! Would you like to date my sister?

Real citation: "Jodi is a fireplace-ologist"
(Oct. 20, 2009, Dasha Kelly, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "Don't bring a fireplace-ologist to a fireball-ologist fight. Rookie mistake!"

1 comment:

Stan said...

Fireplace-ologist must be an interesting career. I hope Jodi's hearth is in it.