noun. Ah, such a magical land of children--except for lactose intolerant crib lizards.
Real citation: "Where the hell are we? Chuck E Cheese-istan?"
(Sept. 29, 2009, sleeplessinva, Twitter, http://twitter.com/sleeplessinva/statuses/4470616493)
Made-up citation: "When your kids want to go to Chuck E Cheese-istan but you need a quick visit to Grain Alcohol-ville, why not do both? Parenthood is about making it work."