noun. A not-so-exotic creature of the night.
Real citation: "its amazing just how impatient and immature people are when they go into a retail store. its like they leave all the manners and etiquette at the door and just become a were-asshole. you like that dont you, a were-asshole. which actually makes sense, because in the retail industry we have this saying 'must be a full moon' meaning, for some reason when a full moon is out, people tend to be worse than normal."
(April 18, 2009, Let There Be Blog, http://koit-saywhat.blogspot.com/2009/04/awww-man-hot-dogs-again-mom.html)
Made-up citation: "Obviously, a silver bullet will kill a were-asshole, but the sledgehammer defense shows promise as well."