filmguystorytellerwithaknackformakingcorporatetypesrelax-ologist

noun. A complex professional. As an exorcist/milkman, I admire that.

Real citation: "heading off to help a friend brainstorm a name for what he does. hmmm. filmguystorytellerwithaknackformakingcorporatetypesrelax-ologist?"
(June 23, 2009, Natalie Nowytski, Twitter, http://twitter.com/bjorkalie/statuses/2296423011)

Made-up citation: "I could use a good filmguystorytellerwithaknackformakingcorporatetypesrelax-ologist around here... Then again, a couple forties might be more scalable, given budgetary constraints."