noun. Do my hooker boots qualify?
Real citation: "We had, as Jess has described it, a shoe-saster. The cat likes to knock them over and I don't reliably put mine on the rack."
(Aug. 29, 2009, Robert Sharp, Twitter, http://twitter.com/sharprs/statuses/3629325594)
Made-up citation: "They tried telling me that just because there's fuck-me pumps, fuck-me penny loafers weren't a sure thing. I invested millions in that shoe-saster. But I think the fuck-me Gilligan hat will turn things around."