Tuesday, September 29, 2009


noun. A respected, trained, learned professional, so wise in the ways of the buttcrack.

Real citation: "Okay, wedgie-ologist:
What's the difference between a Supreme wedgie and an Atomic wedgie?
Inquiring minds want to know."
(Dec. 3, 2001, Free Republic, http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/582838/replies?c=2)

Made-up citation: "My biggest regrets? I never became a wedgie-ologist or supreme leader. Why, oh why, must I be a dean?"

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