noun. A hairmageddon of the chin.
Real citation: "@LuucyGoose Beard-pocalypse!"
(Aug. 16, 2009, Twitter, http://twitter.com/wheredidjengo/statuses/3350772588)
Made-up citation: "Dear Lord, do I hate trimming my beard. I'm always one mistake away from a beard-pocalypse. Then I'd have to shave the whole thing, and the whole world would know I am Batman!"