teleprompterrific

adj. Embodying neither the spontaneity of a puppy nor the eloquence of a poet.

Real citation: “need to cleanse your palate after bush's drivelicious teleprompterrific state of the union lie-fest?”
(Jan. 31, 2006, ultranow, http://ultranow.typepad.com/ultranow/spelling_bees/index.html)

Made-up citation: "My halting, insincere, teleprompterrific speaking style has impeded both my personal life and promising career as a spokesfuckhead."