adj. It's a boy! Or a truck with bumper nuts.
Real citation: “But all that combined with the knowledge that these figures were riding in a bescrotumed truck, well, it's just too much.”
(June 28, 2006, dreadcrumbs, http://www.dreadcrumbs.com/2006/06/index.html)
Made-up citation: "Sigh. I am bedeviled with problems. I am also bescrotumed with parasites. Alas!"