noun. A doofus who is alive! Aiiiieeeeeeeeee!
Real citation: “Good thing I am pretty thick-skinned...when SDV called The Sage and myself 'Frankendoofus', I nearly peed my pants from laughter! Between SDV and his Canadian buddy Alex, I should have enough material to keep me going through the month of April.”
(April 1, 2007, http://184.108.40.206/search?q=cache:jDAZz-l19osJ:watchingwalmartwatch.blogspot.com/2007/04/frankendoofus-speaks.html+frankendoofus&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us)
Made-up citation: "Was John Kerry ever called 'Frankendoofus'? I'm no historian. These aren't even my pants."