adj. Like multitudinous, but without the multitudes--except for their nipples.
Real citation: “Good my lady, mightn't you honor us with a quick hint of your right nipplitudinous area? God bless, m'lady.”
(Mr. Skin, http://www.nudityreviews.com/celebs/movie/8798/Lady%20Hamilton%20-%20Zwischen%20Schmach%20und%20Liebe.html)
Made-up citation: "Why yes, my nipplitudinous region is quite sensitive, thanks for asking. My nipples are like tiny, non-corporate amusement parks. Wait, are you putting this on the Internet?"