noun. Lacking fresh batshit of either the poopy or loony variety.
Related terms: batshit loony, batshit whacko, batshit insane, batshit nutty, batshit nutso, batshit-deranged, super-batshit-insane, pre-batshit-insane, completely-fucking-batshit-insane, batshit-fucking-crazy, batshit-sounding, non-batshit, pre-batshit, anti-batshit, batshittery, batshititude, batshitologist, holy batshit, batcrap, batpoop, batfuck.
Real citation: "If I saw a bat anywhere near my pizza, well... I wouldn't eat it. Or give any of it to my friends. In fact I would tell my friends to stay away... who wants to take the risk of the bat shit entering the mouth and going into the throat, destroying the very memory of good (non-batshitified) pizza in the process?"
(July 13, 2006, http://www.donmurphy.net/board/showthread.php?t=10983&page=106)
Made-up citation: "I'm told my crack-smoking, mega-nutso rat terrier will mature into a non-batshitified state in about twelve years."