noun. A process by which a suave and gentle young lad is transformed, phoenix-like, into what our Canadian brothers and sisters call a hosehead.
Real citation: "The dickheadification of Dennis Miller is complete and you may now guiltlessly wish for his death, or imminent cancellation."
(June 23, 2004, http://theotherpage.com/archives/2004/jun/062304.html)
Made-up citation: "Signs of adolescence: profanity, t-shirts, dickheadification, hair."