Sunday, May 13, 2007


noun. Look deep into a Neanderthal-type's soul--Wait, do they have souls?--and this ye shall find.

Real citation: "yeah, we probably would... i mean, not at the very beginnings of cavemanitude and stuff...then we needed to screw everyone because 1- we died sooner, 2- our kids died more and 3- there were less of us, and we needed numbers. nowadays however, we don't have that problem and don't need the sex to reproduce as much. but our once vital hormones are still spewing signals that we don't need to follow anymore"
(Seraph, July 5, 2005,

Made-up citation: "I never would have believed that one day my conception of cavemanitude would involve car insurance and political correctness more than club-wielding and cavewoman-dragging."

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