Monday, May 14, 2007

metric dorkload

noun. A large, less-than-suave amount.

Related terms: metric buttload, metric assload, metric arseload, metric heinie-load, metric bootyload, metric poop-load, metric poo-load, metric shitload, metric crapload, metric turdload, metric fuckload, metric boatload, metric truckload, metric smurfload, metric cuntload, metric dickload, metric cockload, metric pantload, metric pantsload, metric jesus-load, metric monkeyload.

Real citation: "1e was a glorious mess. Within that mess was a metric dorkload of fun."
(buzz, Nov. 3, 2006,

Made-up citation: "A metric dorkload of my posts mention Battlestar Galactica. I'm not proud. Or a Cylon."

1 comment:

sutch said...

This word seems to be gaining acceptance. Red Hat, Inc. sent out an email invitation on Feb. 9, 2009 with the Subject line "You're invited: Run demanding dorkloads on affordable platforms with RHEL 5.3".