man-strumpet

noun. A male, Shakespearian ho.

Real citation: “I still think you’re a man-strumpet.”
(Sept. 25, 2006, http://www.leoslyrics.com/posts/list/45/16526.page)

Made-up citation: "Did you just call me a man-strumpet or a muppet? And should I be offended either way?"