noun. The common fucking man.
Real citation: "So, in addition to the terrible music, mobile phones have given John Q. Fuckface abysmal 2D games."
(metalangel, March 1, 2005, http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1703606)
Made-up citation: "According to polls, John Q. Fuckface would vote for a hairless rat in the next Presidential election if the rodent seemed forthright, God-fearing, and not-too-rabid."