Wednesday, May 17, 2006

spokeslunatic

noun. A batshit loonball with postal tendencies and public relations responsibilities.

Related terms: spokesbaby, spokesbat, spokeschimp, spokescrab, spokescrony, spokesdemon, spokesdipshit, spokesdoofus, spokesdude, spokes-fembot, spokesferret, spokeshottie, spokeslackey, spokesloony, spokesmaniac, spokesmartian, spokesmonkey, spokesmoron, spokesnomad, spokespuppet, spokespuppy, spokesvermin, spokesweasel, spokeswookie.

Real citation: "And who better to help her through this awkward phase than Canadian madman-turned-MTV spokeslunatic, Tom Green, her husband as of April."
(Cynthia Amsden, Oct. 18, 2001, http://www.seemagazine.com/Issues/2001/1018/screen1.htm)

Made-up citation: "If a spokeslunatic only drooled and barked, would he lose his job or get a promotion?"

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