adj. Brain dead? Though the hills may be alive with the sounds of cuckoo-bananas nuttery. Or maybe this word just refers to the frenzy surrounding Terry Schiavo.
Real citation: "Schiavotastic"
(John, "Schiavotastic," March 21, 2005, Dymaxion World, http://dymaxionworld.blogspot.com/2005/03/schiavotastic.html)
Made-up citation: "If the soup is Schiavotastic, I'll skip the soup."