adj. Not fucking scoring in the highest percentile of the SAT.
Real citation: "Ok, now that´s just fucktardistic to the third degree. And, yes, the posters for the original Saw had the exact same gimmick, so, I dunno why they didn´t say anything when the first one came out."
(Mr. Grouchy, Aug. 23, 2005, http://www.rottentomatoes.com/news/comments/?entryid=232889)
Made-up citation: "I am not a God-fearing man, but I am a Goddamn fucktardistic dude."