peckerwoodedness

noun. Look deep into the eyes of a peckerwooded, prickish penishead, and this ye shall find.

Real citation: "So legend/fact has it that Shuggie Otis was wanted for the Rolling Stones at one time or another. Listen to "Sweet Thing," and it's so clear why -- his guitar tone stiffens with the sort of brutal honesty/talent that Keith Richards hocked/'hoed over his lifetime to varying degrees, during varying degrees of peckerwoodedness."
(JW, "YR SKIVS IN A WAD," Sept. 1, 2001, Pop Cesspool, http://popcesspool.blogspot.com/archives/
2001_09_01_popcesspool_archive.html)

Made-up citation: "Judge a man not by the size of his peckerwoodedness. Just lop off his weenie."