Real citation: "This is one of the reasons why the stock-configured Mustang suspension is a turd. You can polish that turd by greatly increasing spring rates and only moderately lowering the car. Then, you can buff the turd out and add some perfume by replacing the rear suspension with a torque arm, losing the UCAs, and adding a proper lateral link such as a Panhard bar. This will allow you to put the rear RC where you want it. Finally, you can flush the turd and buy a Vette or NSX or some such car with a non-turdly suspension."
(Msquared, March 5, 2001, http://forums.corner-carvers.com/showpost.php?p=537&postcount=12)
Made-up citation: "Introducing my puppy to a non-turdly indoor lifestyle is more than a job; it's a frackin' adventure."