Real citation: "In other girly-bits-related news, my left ovary (... I just typed 'uterus'. Yes, my left uterus. I am a Martian, you see. We have six. Back/front/top/bottom/left/right.) Anyway. My left ovary, it hates me. Quite a lot. And so does ol' Utey. CURSE YOU UTEY. But the latter hasn't been playing up too much, just its little accomplice. CURSE YOU."
("Chomp.," May 8, 2005, http://hereisadiary.diaryland.com/050508_34.html)
Made-up citation: "A girly-girl and a girly-man were discussing girly-bits-related stuff, until Wonder Woman dropped them like a bag of dirt."